Merry Christmas from Java Jaguar, his creator Matt, and also from the Department of Homeland Security that has been monitoring your web activity ever since you started viewing this webcomic. Apparently DHS has actual (non-talking) jaguars on staff that they use for interrogation and when I made a comic combining keywords “DHS” and “Jaguars” it red-flagged on someone’s console somewhere and I had a good long talking to by a couple of jaguar handlers and some electric prods. Oh, wait, I totally was not supposed to talk about that. Anyway, there’s a good chance none of that really happened.
Next week. Java goes into the field to rescue Agent Maple Scone!