Java will become known as the Jaguar that cried secret agent before long. […]
Tag: funny
Java Jaguar 137
Hey, the reason the United States has the most superheroes is probably because they pay better here than other foreign powers. At least in the Kickverse, where super-heroing is a capitalistic venture. This was also the premise in a superhero campaign world I was creating for a Mutants & Masterminds game. One day, 1 out […]
Java Jaguar 136
Just a reminder that no creature is as ninja as the jaguar. Also, Java doesn’t like being mistaken for a cat. And may have a problem with authority figures. […]
New Steem Service by Sidekick Matt:
Send me 2.5 Steem and I will name your pet! Please send either a photo of your pet (or a 1000 word essay) plus a description of their favorite toy or pastime. If it’s a brand new, un-named animal that you haven’t gotten to know yet, especially an older one, then please substitute a Kurlian […]
Java 125
Is that a burn or a self burn? If you are a Patreon subscriber and would like to get your own custom Java Burn I will substitute “a sloth on codeine” for the (friend/enemy/politician) of your choice and email you a private Java Burns(tm) comic strip! Today’s episode of Java Jaguar is inspired by these […]
Java Jaguar 123
Java is back to his old self. Making wise cracks at the expense of barista bean-monkeys. I am currently in Penticton, BC sitting two cats and will be back in the states in about a week and a half, eh. Then down to Thousand Oaks, Ca for 3 weeks after that. Any Steemians or Java […]
Kickman 14×14
Bloody Mary #14 Sidekick Matt went full caveman on the mysterious vampire-hunter babe. […]
Java Jaguar 110
Java has a tell. His tail droops slightly when he lies. How else could Gayle possibly know he was lying? […]
Kickman 13×09
Private Lives #9 So while other heroes have their own families and vendettas, relationships and loneliness to deal with. Kickman is first and foremost a hero. Despite all the complaining he and Sidekick Matt do about making ends meet back at HQ, it is about more than the money. Being a hero is part of […]
Java Jaguar 106
Done answering letters for a while, time to get back to life in the coffee shop. And totally ignore that surreal epilogue to the Java Quest until episode 200 or so… […]