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Kickman 14×28

Posted on July 21, 2019 (July 21, 2019) by mattador5@hotmail.com

Bloody Mary #28 Question: Can a vampire in mist form get dizzy if it doesn’t have fluid in its ears? I wanted to make a little advertising slogan for “Spinal Tap Fans, Our fans go up to 11.” Because of course a luxury penthouse would have a ceiling fan that goes from zero to 60 […]

Kickman 14×27

Posted on July 16, 2019 (July 16, 2019) by mattador5@hotmail.com

Bloody Mary #27 I’m not sure if dead man’s blood is actually an anti-vampire weapon. The first and only place I’ve heard of it used was in the series Supernatural. It supposedly puts vamps to sleep for about an hour. Not sure if that piece of mythology originated in the show, but I’m sure most […]

Kickman 14×26

Posted on July 14, 2019 (July 14, 2019) by mattador5@hotmail.com

Bloody Mary #26 Again, it’s a good thing Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick isn’t a villain. Or a stalker. Although, I guess anyone with ninja skills is by definition a stalker… Heck, jaguars are all stalkers. Making a reappearance this week: the super heroine Beacon, with the power to shine beams of light at any object […]

Java Jaguar 118

Posted on July 13, 2019 (July 13, 2019) by mattador5@hotmail.com

During my barista days there was a lady that brought her Pomeranian into Starbucks and we made him a cup of milk foam for him. Poor Gizmo passed away at the age of 17. Today’s Java Jaguar was drawn over in Manzanita Beach, OR where we are staying in a beach house belonging to the […]

Kickman 14×25

Posted on July 11, 2019 (July 11, 2019) by mattador5@hotmail.com

Bloody Mary #25 “The ash was so dense I couldn’t even make out the private parts on the vampires having sex.” ~complaint from a web comic reviewer. […]

Kickman 14×24

Posted on July 10, 2019 (July 10, 2019) by mattador5@hotmail.com

Bloody Mary #24 Has anyone had enough of me using the non-linear chronology storytelling trope? […]

Kickman 14×23

Posted on July 9, 2019 (July 9, 2019) by mattador5@hotmail.com

Bloody Mary #23 Another classic misdirect by Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick. And the homemade Sonic Bomb makes another appearance. Only this time it is actually effective in combat for the first time in the history of the comic! Sorry this update was so late. I’ll try harder in the future. But I have been busy […]

Kickman 14×22

Posted on July 8, 2019 (July 8, 2019) by mattador5@hotmail.com

Bloody Mary #22 Minions milling about is my favorite transition page… Nice rescue entrance by Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick… but what exactly is he supposed to do against a roomful of vampires when he almost lost a one-on-one fight and used up all his crime-fighting gear? Will Phillip ever get his nose back to normal […]