Click on comic for full-sized image I managed to coax Java out of the stock room. Turns out he’s been grumpy because the producers asked him to lay off the anti-leopard rhetoric. We agreed to allow him to skinny shame the scone salesperson. (Huh. That was a fancy bit of alliteration). Felines. So finicky. As […]
Tag: comedy
Java Jaguar 156
…and he was willing to exchange classified intel for a scone. One or possibly 2 more letters then… into the Leopard-Verse! Dun-dun-Duuun! […]
Java Jaguar 155
The views expressed by Java Jaguar do not reflect the cleanliness and hygiene standards of Coffee, Now!, LLC. So, no Wuhan Flu here in our household in Longs, South Carolina. Also, no work for now, so I have no excuse for missing updates. If anyone wants to throw me a bone, I’m selling some art […]
Java Jaguar 154
I will award 5 Kick points to the first person who tells me who yelled from off-camera. […]
Kickman 17×01
Grudge Match #1 Don’t Tread on Me and my tiny niche trademark! Superior Man is back and is kicking villains. Like, with his foot! Has the world gone crazy? […]
Java Jaguar 150
Hey, beloved audience! How do you feel about the Java Jaguar strip turning into a romantic comedy? Anyone? Don’t worry, this story arc will end in a couple more strips then… Java Mail Bag! So, everyone who hasn’t sent in a question to Java yet, now is your chance! Be sure to include the city […]
Java Jaguar 135
“Humans could save a lot of time… if instead of learning how to do stuff they just did it.” ~Java Jaguar. […]
Java Jaguar 120
Jaguar unpopular opinion: Muffins > Puppies. […]
Java Jaguar #117
A Datsun? A clever ploy Java, but your barista did not fall for your treachery. This time. […]
Kickman 14×17
Bloody Mary #17 Yeah, sometimes Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick can do petty. Yes, Elizabeth St. Augustine may be the hot ninja chick he’s been waiting for all his life. But she did punch him in the face quite a few times and that is not a great way to begin a relationship. I am currently […]