Click on any sound effect for full-sized image Bringing a bat to a bite fight Java Jaguar is up a day late because I just forgot when Wednesday was (it was yesterday). Even though Java is clearly outclassing the vampire and rakshasa, he can’t do any permanent damage to them, because according to physics and […]
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Kickman 21×08
Kickman Returns #8 Kickman: 3, Superior Man: 0. Happy 7-11! Thank you, come again! The Rochambeau is heating up now! Can Kickman keep the pressure on? Will he pull a hammy before Superior Man succumbs to his pelvic injuries? Will Superior Man ever have children? Will those children become heroes or villains? Tune in next […]
Java Jaguar 215
Click on the decaf mocha for full-sized image So Java may be a super-cool action hero… but Matt is like a Level 15 Barista. It’s like when I took the Barista oath back in 1999: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these servers from the swift completion and delivery of […]
Kick 21×07
Kickman Returns #7 “I’m going to hit you with so many rights, you’re going to beg for a left.” ~Chuck Norris from some movie. As Kickman fights against the tyrant Superior Man, let us give thanks to brave Americans that fought against tyranny in the 1700’s. Before an epic, nut-kicking Rochambeau duel for the fate […]
Java Jaguar 214
Click on a vampire bat but not a baseball bat for full-sized image Is there some kind of tactical advantage to becoming a bat during a super battle? Sure, they have erratic flight paths but they are tiny and fragile. I tried to make this vampire bat at least look as menacing as possible with […]
Kick 21×06
Kickman Returns #6 Round 1 goes to Java… I mean Kickman. In case the last two panels are not perfectly clear… Kickman side-stepped and used a spinning back heel kick ala Tae Kwon Do to connect with nut while Superior Man’s leg was still in the air in mid-kick. That is some precision kick work […]
Java Jaguar 213
Click on magic sparkles for full-sized image Everybody Wang Chung tonight. I thought another way this gag could go is that the Rakshasa’s mirror images are all in gray tones, because tigers only see in black and white. That probably would have required a lot more exposition to explain than I could handle in 3 […]
Kickman 21×05
Kickman Returns #5 Next time, let the sidekick handle the art. Just finished this strip in the nick of time for publication. That stupid double panel of the inside of a busy newsroom took a long time. Same with the first ever exterior view of Superior Palace in Superior City. I don’t like drawing “stuff” […]
Java Jaguar 212
Click on the glowy eyes for full-sized image Add “resistance to glowy eye mind control” to Java’s list of super-human… uh, super-feline abilities. Java Vs Vampire Vs Rakshasa! I always thought that boxing would be a lot more interesting if there were three boxers at a time. Or if it were a team sport. For […]
Kickman 21×04
Kickman Returns #4 Dramatic timing is not his super power. Kickman opens up with a bold, possibly suicidal, move. For those wondering, Kickman’s super strength in his legs does not extend to other appendages below the waist. A kick from Superior Man will destroy him… absolutely. So obviously there is some other plan afoot. Right? […]