Kickman 17×09

Grudge Match #9

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Finished with like four and a half hours to spare. Comic buffers are for the weak!

Never turn your back in a nut-kicking duel… Actually, on second thought that may have been the best defense. But really, there is no defense against Chuck Norris in a nut-kicking contest. After all…

  • Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
  • Chuck Norris’s Blood Type is AK-47.

Two more pages in this chapter then starting a new chapter that I haven’t titled yet. It involves bars, drinking, girl-bonding, and sidekick-swapping. Anyone have a chapter title for me?