This is my entry to the #steemit-webcomics contest hosted by @cobmaximus over HERE.
Yeah, I know. That dog looks more like a wild boar. That’s okay because the Chinese Year of the Boar is coming up… Also, I’m pretty sure that there are dog-pig hybrids somewhere in the world that people use to protect their homes. Kind of like the Chinese have dragon-dogs, which I’m pretty sure were the monsters in the movie Great Wall starring Matt Damon as “White Guy that arrives to solve Asian problem that has been extant for like 6000 years and also to steal heart of Chinese virgin kung-fu princess.”
I know, I’m adding a lot of words here at the end of this comic strip. Why? Probably because the strip wasn’t that funny and I’m overcompensating.
OK, I’m done. Have a MERRY KICKMAS!